<\/span><\/h2>These hilarious Halloween riddles will have your little ghouls and goblins laughing loudly. From silly to spooky, these 34 riddles are perfect for kids of all ages.<\/p>
Q1: What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton?<\/p>
A1: I didn’t know you were coming!<\/p>
Q2: What do ghosts eat for dinner?<\/p>
A2: Spookgetti and Eyeball Meatballs!<\/p>
Q3: Why are ghosts such bad liars?<\/p>
A3: Because they are easy to see through.<\/p>
Q4: Why did the zombie cross the road?<\/p>
A4: To get to the other side!<\/p>
Q5: Why did the vampire go to the doctor?<\/p>
A5: Because he was feeling a little run down!<\/p>
Q6: What do you call a skeleton that won’t take a bath?<\/p>
A6: A dirty ghoul!<\/p>
Q7: What do you call a skeleton that tells jokes?<\/p>
A7: A funny bone!<\/p>
Q8: Why did the witch cross the road?<\/p>
A8: To get to her flying lessons!<\/p>
Q9: What do you call a three-headed dog?<\/p>
A9: A Cerberus!<\/p>
Q10: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?<\/p>
A10: A hobbledehoy!<\/p>
Q11: Why did the mummy go to the dentist?<\/p>
A11: Because he had teeth that were as old as ancient Egypt!<\/p>
Q12: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?<\/p>
A12: A nectarine!<\/p>
Q13: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?<\/p>
A13: Spelling!<\/p>
Q14: What do you call a witch’s cat?<\/p>
A14: A familiar!<\/p>
Q15: What do you call a witch’s favorite holiday?<\/p>
A15: Halloween!<\/p>
Q16: What’s a vampire’s least favorite vegetable?<\/p>
A16: A necktarine!<\/p>
Q17: What do you call a skeleton that likes to play practical jokes?<\/p>
A17: A prankster!<\/p>
Q18: What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of food?<\/p>
A18: Finger food!<\/p>
Q19: What do you call a skeleton that’s always telling jokes?<\/p>
A19: A comedian!<\/p>
Q20: What do you call a skeleton afraid of the dark?<\/p>
A20: A scaredy-bone!<\/p>
Q21: What do you call a skeleton that’s always hungry?<\/p>
A21: A bottomless pit!<\/p>
Q22: What do you call a skeleton that likes to dance?<\/p>
A22: A bonehead!<\/p>
Q23: What do you call a skeleton that’s always tired?<\/p>
A23: A sleepy head!<\/p>
Q24: What do you call a skeleton that’s always telling stories?<\/p>
A24: A yarn-spinner!<\/p>
Q25: What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of drink?<\/p>
A25: A bone-dry martini!<\/p>
Q26: What do you call a skeleton that’s always cold?<\/p>
A26: A chicken! ( Because they have no guts! )<\/p>
Q27: What do you call a skeleton that’s always hot?<\/p>
A27: A fire-breather!<\/p>
Q28: What do you call a skeleton that’s always happy?<\/p>
A28: A ray of sunshine!<\/p>
Q29: What do you call a skeleton that’s always sad?<\/p>
A29: A wet blanket! (Because they have no guts!)<\/p>
Q30: What do you call a skeleton that’s always angry?<\/p>
A30: A hothead!<\/p>
Q31: What do you call a skeleton that’s always scared?<\/p>
A31: A scaredy-cat! (Because they have no guts!)<\/p>
Q32: What do you call a skeleton that’s always tired?<\/p>
A32: A sleepyhead!<\/p>
Q33: What do you call a skeleton that’s always nervous?<\/p>
A33: A jittery bone!<\/p>
Q34: What do you call a skeleton that’s always sick?<\/p>
A34: A green-faced ghoul! (Because they have no guts!)<\/p><\/span>Creepy Halloween Riddles About Witches<\/span><\/h2>Almost every kid has been asked the riddle about why the skeleton crossed the road. But these creepy Halloween riddles will stump even the smartest of kids. With spooky creatures, frightening animals, and disturbing objects, these Halloween riddles are not for the faint of heart. So if you’re looking for scary fun this Halloween, try these creepy riddles for kids.<\/p>
Q1: What do ghosts eat for breakfast?<\/p>
A1: Boo-berry cereal!<\/p>
Q2: Why were the ghosts so good at basketball?<\/p>
A2: Because they practiced many coffins!<\/p>
Q3: How do you fix a witch’s hair?<\/p>
A3: With a spell checker!<\/p>
Q4: Why do witches fly on brooms?<\/p>
A4: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!<\/p>
Q5: Why are ghosts such bad liars?<\/p>
A5: Because they are easy to see through!<\/p>
Q6: How do you catch a runaway witch?<\/p>
A6: You put a broom out overnight!<\/p>
Q7: How do you know if a vampire has a cold?<\/p>
A7: He starts the coffin!<\/p>
Q8: You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?<\/p>
A8: Everyone was at sea!<\/p>
Q9: I have a head and a tail but no body.<\/p>
A9: A coin!<\/p>
Q10: You see a headless man walk by wearing a mask. Who is he?<\/p>
A10: A robber!<\/p>
Q11: What kind of room has no windows or doors?<\/p>
A11: A mushroom!<\/p>
Q12: Why did the chicken go to the seance?<\/p>
A12: To get to the other side!<\/p>
Q13: Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?<\/p>
A13: They’ve seen enough of them!<\/p>
Q14: Why don’t mummies take vacations?<\/p>
A14: They’re scared of unwinding!<\/p>
Q15: What do ghosts use to make their beds?<\/p>
A15: Bed sheets!<\/p>
Q16: How do you make a vampire stew?<\/p>
A16: Keep him waiting for dinner!<\/p>
Q17: How do you keep a skeleton from falling apart?<\/p>
A17: You put it in a skeleton!<\/p>