Yes, it’s finally Halloween season! What better way to get in the mood for a spooky season than by reading some funny Halloween quotes? 

Halloween Movie Quotes

1. “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” -Hocus Pocus.

2. “This is Halloween; everybody makes a scene.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.

3. “Nice Faun. I’m sure you’re adorable under that… coat of fur.” -Pan’s Labyrinth.

4. “I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?” – Beetlejuice.

5. “They’re heeeere!” -Poltergeist.

6. “I’m the Boogeyman.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas

7. “Oogie Boogie’s gonna get you!” -The Nightmare Before Christmas

8. “Sandy Claws, Sandy Claws, bringin’ me toys!” -The Nightmare Before Christmas

9. “I am the shadow on the moon at night.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.

10. “I’m just a poor boy; I need no sympathy.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.

11. “We’re simply meant to be.” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.

12. ” Because I’m the Pumpkin King!” -The Nightmare Before Christmas

13. “Well, I’ve been scared of changin’…” -The Nightmare Before Christmas.

14. “Taste the rainbow, bitch.” -The Craft
15. “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” —Winifred Sanderson

16. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast!” —Winifred Sanderson.

17. “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.” —Winifred Sanderson.

18. “Goodbye, cruel world.” —Winifred Sanderson

19. “Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” —Winifred Sanderson.

20. “I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!”—Winifred Sanderson.

21. “It is a prison for children.” —Winifred Sanderson.

22. “I’m the headless horseman. I’m coming to get you.” -The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

23. “I really tasted something swell, that’s right. And, for a moment, why, I even touched the sky, and at least I left some stories they can tell.” — Jack Skellington.

24. “Jack said we should work together. Three of a kind. Birds of a feather. Now and forever!” — Lock, Shock, and Barrel.

25. “What a joy to think of all we’ll have in common. We’ll have conversations worth having.” — Sally.

26. “No animal nor man can scream like I can, with the fury of my recitations!” — Jack Skellington.

27. “There are only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — The Mayor.

28. “Say it once, say it twice, take a chance, and roll the dice. Ride with the moon in the dead of night.” — Witches

29. “Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones that calls out for something unknown.” — Jack Skellington.

30. “I might just spit a seam now if I don’t die laughing first!” — Oogie Boogie.

31. “I’m just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania!” -The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

32. “Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me!” -The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

33. “Dammit, Janet!” -The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Halloween Short Quotes

1. “Witch, please.”

2. “Eat, drink, and be scary.”

3. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.”

4. “Boo-tiful day for a haunting!”

5. “May your days be frightful and your nights be spooky!”

6. “All you need is love… and a little bit of candy.”

7. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

8. “I’m just here for the boos!”

9. “Halloween is my favorite day of the year!”

10. “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” 

11. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” 

12. “Something wicked this way comes.”

13. “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”

14. “Death has come to your little town, Sheriff.”

15. “Till death do us part.”

16. Happy Hollow-ween!

17. Creepin’ it real.

18. Eat, drink, and be scary.

19. Hallo-scream!

20. Hallow-queen of Halloween.

21. Howl you doin’, good lookin’?

22. A scare is born tonight!

23. “Welcome to the party, pal!” -Die Hard.

24. Witchful thinking.

25. Keep calm and carry a wand.

26. If the broom fits!

27. It is wicked awesome.

28. You can’t spell ‘party’ without ‘p-a-r-a-n-o-r-m-a-l.”

29. You’re boo-tiful!

30. You’re my best ghoul friend.

31. If you’ve got it, haunt it.

32. Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!

33. The ghost-ess with the mostest.

34. Time to lift your spirits!

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Famous Halloween Quotes

1. “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.”

2. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” -The Wizard of Oz.

3. “Halloween is not a day. It’s a night.” -Steven King.

4. “My candle was about to go out when I noticed something strange. There was a knock at the door.” -Edgar Allan Poe.

5. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” -Oscar Wilde.

6. “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” -Oscar Wilde.

7. Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.”— Rusty Fischer

8. “Halloween is a celebration of the inversion of reality and a necessary Gothic hat-tip to the darker aspects of life, death, and ourselves.”– Stewart Stafford.

9. “For as long as men have gazed upon the stars, they have yearned to visit them.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson.

10. “Every man’s life ends the same way. Only the details of how he lived and how he died distinguish one man from another.” – Ernest Hemingway.

11. “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”— William Shakespeare, The Tempest.

12. “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”- The Criminologist, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

13. “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.”- John Wayne.

14. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”- They Live.

15. “May the Force be with you.”- Star Wars.

16. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!'”— Dexter Kozen.

Halloween Quotes for Kids

1. “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!”
2. “Ghosts and goblins, bats in the sky, Halloween is here, oh my, oh my!”
3. “Witches, skeletons, and all things bright, Halloween is a spooky delight!”
4. “It’s Halloween night, time for some fright!”
5. “Creepy, crawly, and lots of fun, Halloween is for everyone!”
6. “Pumpkins glowing, costumes bright, Halloween is a magical night!”
7. “Boo! Did I scare you? Happy Halloween to you!”
8. “On Halloween, we wear our fear, but don’t worry, there’s nothing to fear!”
9. “Dress up in costumes, go out and play, Halloween magic is on the way!”
10. “Spooky treats and candy galore, Halloween is a time to explore!”
11. “Witches, ghosts, and goblins too, Halloween is here for me and you!”
12. “Pumpkin patches and spooky sights, Halloween is filled with frights!”
13. “In the dark of night, we’ll give a fright; happy Halloween to all, and to all a spooky night!”
14. “Ghosts and bats, oh what a sight! Halloween is such a spooky delight!”
15. “It’s Halloween time, let’s all have fun; with candy and laughter for everyone!”

Conclusion

Make this Halloween a memorable one with these famous Halloween quotes! Whether you’re looking for a bit of light-hearted fun or some dark and spooky inspiration, these quotes have got you covered. So get out there and enjoy the holiday! Also, Stop by our online store at Callie if you’re looking for the right Halloween gift to give your loved ones!